The Zim Family Cocker Spaniel Forum

.....hi sadee.......i tink ant pegee is lotsa doggees ant.......wee al gots wotsa gwate nis ants........n unkoes 2........i bet yu no bout unkoe steben hu iz sebee n bobo n fwedees popee.....n da unkoe jim ov cows.........i gots him on da teebee tu sho mom how tu cut mi haiw........it iz so fun tu bee a doggee on da fowum........wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Of corse, Unka Steben. But I sumtimes don' wike him bery much when he wans my nubbee. Dat scares me. Den, Unka Jim - he is da granddaddy of unkas to aww us cockers.

Do u fink peopow who aren't on da forum unnerstan' how we pups can tawk and hab lotsa ants n unkles? My mommee sez dey don' and I shouldn' teww ebereebode I meet dat I tawk on da forum. What duz UR momee teww U?
Sadie

Isabell,
As a doggie in the Land of 10,000 Lakes don't you get to go to the beach ? Maybe you can come to Rosey and my beach on Lake Superior this summer?

Solo

Dere Isabew -

Yore wetta to Wusty weminded me ov a joke! Why iz a doggy on da beech wike Christmas? Do you gib up?....OK....here goez. A doggy on da beech is wike Christmas 'caz dey BOTH gotz Sandy Paws.


Wuv,

Your siwwy fwend, Maxine

Dere Isabew -

Today waz Turdsday. I tink dayz a bad name for a day but no one axed me. It waz a bad day to go for a wak caz all dat ice stuff waz stil out der. My brudder Cody tol me he saw a skuril slide offa da gawage woof. For da firs tim in as wong tim I waz wewwy sowwy I cant see - dat wood hab made we wauf! Eber sins da skuril true da nut at me Iz not been to pweezed wit dem.

It waz a wazy day. I sweeped a wot an den got up an had wunch wit momma and poppa. We had hamburga. I eben tasted da fwenc fwy caz one dwopped on da fwoor. I waz not impwessed - sotta "blah". Dat meet waz good doug! Da tomata was sortta a funni cowor - I iz used to dem beein wed and deeze were not wed at awl. Momma saz dey is dat cowor caz dey is in da winta....iI dont tink I wike winta tomataz.

I had fun dis affernoom douh. I pwayed wit my Kong wit butter made a nutz. I wewwy wike dat stuf! Momma had a meetin to go to so den I staied hom and took annuda nap. Not too bad but, wike I sad, a wazy day.

How iz yore dey? Did Wiwi come out to pway? Did Wosie hab annuda spittin fit at her? How iz yore Momma? I tink wen da sno meltz you an yore momma shod come to New Work and I will show you awound.

Well....hab a good nite and wite soon.

Wuv,

Yore fwend, Maxine

.......hi makseen.........it wuz so sunnee tuday it wooked wike da gud wokin wevew.......but den wee opind da dow n no........o n sowo i du go swimmin sumtimes but i wud wike tu hab sum doggee fwens to go tu da beech wif.......i membew yu big wake........mi jowee towd mee he few in dat big wake wuns wen hee wuz pwayin on da woks.......hee sed it wuz bewwee bewwee cowd..........is dat twu.....wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

*heard the word nubbie and lurks in the background*...

Dere Isabew -

Unca Steben iz here an twetenin our nubbies. I dont no....dis guy makes me nerbus. Wat do you tink?

Wuv,

Maxine

Weww, Makseen, scuz me fur buttin' in hew - but when dat Unka Steben starts taakin' 'bout nubbies, I, too, get weewee nurbus. I know how U feew. I feew a bit safer cuz I wib cross da cuntree frum Unka Steben, but he's been known to bisit da wes' coast.

He is berry nice and he is my unkl, but I jus' wish he'd get his own nubbie and weave min awone!

I'ww await da nex' chapta of UR storee.


Sadie

Hewo Sadie -

Oz gotz to agwee wit you abot unka Steben. He eben cam to my hous! I waz a wittle worried so I twied to keep my nubbie saf. But you no wat? I cood feel him bweethin down my neck! Dis waz not good! Wen Unca Steben iz awound....gard dosz nubbies!

Wuv,

Maxine

......i hab not akshulee met unkoe stebin.......but if i du i wiw keep mi nubbee down......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Dere Isabew & Makseen,

I'm gwad UR gardin' UR nubbies! I'm awso gwad Unka Steben isn' readin' deez posts. We don' want him ta get mad, cuz he's owr Unkl n he'z wubbed. We're jus' sharin' our inna mos' feewins. U know dat's wad gaws do. (My daddee duzn' unnerstand dat 'bout us.)

U 2 hab a gud day n stay safe. It wuz chiwwee here diz mornin' - +42 degwees. Mommee sed I had to put the "+" cuz some pwaces mite be "-". Can U beweeve dat?

I'm awaitin' UR next storees.


Sadie

Yes, please do continue your stories...

uh o.

Watsa wub

Sadie

Dere Ebbeone -

Da pwot tickenz! Unca Steben haz been weedin r posts and iz huntin afta nubbies! Dis iz a nubbie awert! Keep doze nubbies down!

Wuv,

Yore nebus fwend, Maxine

Dere Isabew -

Boy - wat a day! Firs I find out dat Unka Steben haz been weadin are posts an iz on a nubbie hunt. Den Buster da dog comes to spen da weekend. Der iz runnin and jumpin an pwayin all ober da pwace. We wen outzide to pway an we waz swippin an swidden on da ice (I dont tink itz ever goin away). I twied to wak an my hed went one way an my tail wentz da udda. Doez dat eber happin to you Isabew? It waz wike one of my enz waznt takin to da udda enz.

Momma herd a wedda weport dat saz we iz gettin mor wain an ice an sno and dem we iz getting mor next week to. I dont tink I'll eber see gwass agin. I iz tired of all da stuf wying awound on da gwond. Iz wat makez me want to tak wots a napz.

So wat did you do today? Did you pway soc? Dat sounz wike a fun game. I got to cwim in da disha washa ting. I wike goin in der - it smelz almos az good az da col boxy ting.

Oh - an a mos imporen ting - we had tak-out for dinna an I got to twy chiken an bwocollie. Not bad....I dont wuv it but, not bad.

Well I iz goin to bed caz Unka Steben may be werkin an I gotz to sweep wit one I opin and Buster keeps twyin to snif me. I iz wewwy tired today. Are you?

Wuv,

Maxine

......dewe makseen........hewe iz da big nus at ow hows......a bewwee nis wadee camed obew n i membew hew fwum mi momz skul.......shee n hew 2 big boiz need a pwase tu stay til dey fin a nu hows......so ges wat.......dey aw gonna stay wif us.......da boiz aw gonna wiv upstaiws n da wadee is gonna bee in da gest woom.......dey aw lub doggeez but yu no bout boiz.......dey aw not kwiet n dey muv fast......so i m gonna get bwave bout boiz i ges.......cors wike I sed........dey aw ol nis n dey ol lub doggees.....i no......i wiw tew dem to wook out for unkoe steben fow mee.....wif ol dose peepoe wachin hee cant sneek up on mi nubbee......i wuv yu makseen.......bi fwum isabew

Dere Isabew -

Wow - dat iz wewwy big newz! I sorda wike wen we gotz peepo stayin ober. A wong tim ago a wady fwend of momma cam an stayed a wong time - many monts! She had a wittle gurl an dey had no pwace to go so momma said dey shod mov in here an stay till she "got on her feet". I dint get that caz she walked jus fine an da peepo puppy wan awound wike a woom so dey bot seemed to be abo to get on der feet. Isabew - do you notis day peepo peepo tak funni sometimez? Dey say tings dat dont mak sens. Anyway - itz nic you will hab some peepo der an I hope da boyz are wewwy good. An you are rite - wit awl dem peepoz awound Unka Steben can neber sneek up on you.

Today wazent a bad day. It waz wainy an snowy an sweety but we jus stayed hom an pwayed by da fire. Wen we went out it wazz jus for wittle timez an wen we cam inside momma wiped us off. Buster is stil here but he quit snifin me so it wazent too bad. He an Cody got into a pway fight ober a toy and he got Annie mad by snifin at her. She dosz NOT wike dat one wittle bit an she made her "I iz touf" noise so he went away.

Momma waz weadin a good book today so poppa gav us dinna. It waz nic caz he dint know wat to add so he added wots a good stuf. I ate it fast so momma woodent see an say "Hey dat's not for dem". But she waz in a good mood sins her book waz good.

Den der waz da big axident in da cellar. Wata started comin in (wemenba I tol you abot da cweek unnda da hous?) an it made Monkey da cat wewwy upset. She started scweemin abot it an poppa wen to pull out da pwug so da wata wood go down. Monkey iz wewwy unhappy now but she swept by da fire so shez gettin in a betta mood.

Well - dats awl da newz for now. Pweeze tell me mor of watz happining wit you and your momma. I iz watin to here fwom you.

Wuv,

Your Interested Fwend, Maxine

PS How is Wosie an Wiwi?

......wow.....wut a dai.....yestewday i meen.......finawee i got mi tonaiws cut at da petco.......i wuv goin dew cuz a wadee sez i wook wike a dogee shee usta hab n shee gibs mee so mennee tweets.......den wee wen tu see mi ingwish setew fwen chawee.........hee iz a bewwee taw doggee n hee has a fun yawd n a bewwee nis mom.........but ges wat........hee had a hows gest........dat wuz a boi fwuffee doggee.........hee wuz nis at fiwst.......but den hee wuz chasin mee n chasin mee.......n......wew.........i hadda tew him tu stop..........mom wuz suwprisd i nu dose bad wowds........but i towd hew wen yu aw a weskew doggee yu yushalee hafta sai dat sumtimes........but i hadda take da ekstwa naps......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Dere Isabew -

It sounz wike you had quite a day! I no wat you meen abot bein chased - Buster iz stil here an he chases udder doggies a wot! Not me so much but da udda onez (me he keeps sniffin - ). Dey get tarred somtimz an bwark at him to say "nock it off"! Den he goez to sweep an wen he waks up he dosz it agin. Momma sayz his memory mus be az bad az hers.

Do you no wat? Momma made me wice to go wit my cwunchiez for becfist. It waz quite good. She cooked it wit eggs....yummi! Dosz your momma eber do dat?

Da wata in da cella iz goin down but poppa said if it goez down it will com up agin. Den it iz warm outzide today so we iz gettin some meltin which will mak da wata go up agin so I guess poppa iz wite. Den itz gonna get cold agin an we iz habin MOR SNO! Dis iz gettin rediculouse! Evvytin I tunz awound we iz gettin sno. I can hadley stan up out der. Wen I do wat I went out for - my wegs swip an I swide awl ober da pwace. It iz wewwy hard to do wat I hafta do an twi to stan up at da sam tim. I tink I need wubba feet wik da tars on da car! (Dat iz a joke.)

Well momm an poppa are goin to Chursh so I hafta go say bye an den take my nap. I will tak to you agin water. And - awl you peepos dat are wistenin in on us - I say "HI".

Wuv,

Maxine

.......i wiw sho mi mom bout da wise n da egs.........dat souns gud.......i feew bad bout yu wadda in da basmint........dat happind hewe wemembew........but it wuz da pipe........n i didn no mi mom nu dose bad wowds eedew........n shee wuz not eeben a weskew doggee........funnee

pee ess da kittees aw ok......wosee has bin goin out a widdoe cuz it is not as cowd.......i m in chawj uv tewwin mom wen wosee is weddee tu cum in......it is a powtint job

Dere Isabew -

Yes....make sur you tell your momma abot da eggs wit wice. Boy dat is a gwait way to hab a meal!

Da wata in da cella iz goin down agin but momma saz tomowwow iz sposed to be warm agin an dat will make da snow melt som so mor will com insid. Den it will get colder an we iz havin more sno an da wata will stop comin in. The Monkey cat iz wewwy unhappy abot wata in her part ov da hous. I copnt bwame her - I dont tink I'd wike it iffin my bowl startid fwoatin edder.

Today waz da day the men jump on each udda pwaying a ball game. I iz not sur why but dey pway wewwy rouf. Wen my brudders an sista pway dat rouf momma scolz dem an dey stop. A doggie up da stweet gets spwayed wit wata wen he dont stop pwayin rouf. I tink der shod be peepo standin der watchin wit wata bottles to spway dosz men wen dey pway so rouf. Wat do you tink Isabew?


We dint watch da men pway - we watched (an I wistened) to da puppy bowl. It waz funni. Da puppies pwayed, da kitties put on a show, da hamsters dwove da flyin ting and the chikins were cheerscreemers. I wiked wistenin to it. Wat do you watch on TV?

I iz gwad dat your kitties are OK. It iz nic you hab an imporent job wike wetting your momma no wen Wosie haz to com inside. Dat will keep her saf in all dis snow. You mus be a wewwy good job dooer caz you got big jobz.

Well, I hav to go an take a nap. Itz almos bedtime an I dont want to be to tired to sweep water.

Wuv,

Maxine

......i no wat yu meen bout da big men jumpin on eech uddew........den ol da peepoe yel n skreem.......i don git it at ol.......i no i didn wike dat fwuffee boi doggee jumpin on mee wen i wuz dus plannin tu hab a nis tim at chowees hows......da puppee bow souns much bedda tu mee.......yes i wike tu du da jobs......i tink mi fabwit 1 was cweenin undew da babees chaiw......it wuz fun n da pai wuz bewwee gud.......yum.......i heer shee is a mo cawfu eetew now do.....ebbeebudee gwad bout dat but mee.......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew