The Zim Family Cocker Spaniel Forum

........hi makseen......i bin tinking bout da same ting........cors i wuv tu eet dus wike yu......but i gotta say i hab a lotta fun wif da tois dat hab stuf in dem......n dey aw awso gud fow snaks wen mi mom iz not at hom........but wat i wewee din wike wuz wen mi mom desided tu gib mee mi suppew in onea doze tugajug tings.......sumbuddee towd hew it wud make mee smawtew ow sumfin.......n yu no shee is a teechew so shee wikes tu make ebbeebuddee smawt........den shee stawtid frowin mee da suppew pees bi pees.......ow sheee wud frow aw da cwuncees ol obwe da flow fow mee tu fine.......it wuz a hawd time fow mee........wukiwee shee stoppd aw dis nonsens.......i m gwad nobuddee iz fwoatin in yu basmint tudai.......wosee sez hi tu munkee da cat........wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

*books a plane ticket to Minneapolis*.....

Dere Isabew -

Wed awert! Nubbie DOWN....nubbie DOWN! Be wewwy carfu!

Wuv,

Maxine

......tank yu makseen......i wiw bee cawful.......yu no i m awaws cawfuw.......o hi unkoe steben......aw yu gonna bwing da spanyoes 2.......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

*hides behind snowbank outside Isabel's house*

YIIKTHS!

Sadie

Dere Unca Steben -

You haz been foiled! Isabew an I dezined a "Unka Steben Nubbie Protecshun" device. My poppa (da ewectwonic enginear) bilt it an I had it sipped to Isabew. It iz alweady instaled on da woof of der hous guardin da pawimata of da hole bwock. You can hide but you wil be deteccked an Isabew's nubbie will be tucked in awl da way. You dint no Isabew an I wer so smart did you?

By da way doggies....dis wewwy usful item will be sold on Ebai an da Hom Shoppin Netwok. An wait....ders mor! Isabew an I wil includ a copy of are wetters unner seprit cover wen dey get pubwished into a book.

Wuv,

Maxine - One-half of the inventing team of Maxi-bew Inventions

Solo

Dere Isabew -

So....are gwait invenshun stumped Unka Steben! Dis iz good caz now he can jus pway wit us wich iz wat he wewwy wants to do. Hez a nic guy wen he izent gwabbing nubbies.

Gues wat? I had sumpin new to tast tonite. It waz wobsta! It cam in a shell ting dat waz wike wapping on it. Momma said I coud hab a bite an I twied it an it waz SO good! Funni doug - it tastz wike chiken! I wood eat mor but momma said "no otz wich an to much will not be good for yore bewwy". I wood hab taked da chansh but der waz no more comin my way. Oh well - nex time I'll gwab a biiga bite! Iffin you get a chansh to twy it - go for it!

Monkey da kitti saz tank you for tinkin ov her. She iz wewwy happi nopw dat da wata stopped comin in da cella. Wata on a cat doez not mak dem happi - beweeve me! She waz in a wewwy bad mood der for a wile. I twied to tell her jokez but she dint tink muc of dem. Catz dont hab good sences of humor....no wat I meen? Dosz Wosie wauf at yore jokes?

Momma hab a bad dey at work. She cam hom an said she waz swessed. She said ebeeyting day cood go wong did an she gotz nuting done. Der waz a dizasta, she said. She tooked tim to pway wit us an I smiled at her an she said dat maid her feel betta but her mouth smiled but her eyes dint. Wen dat happins shez got wots on her mind. I tol her "hey - itz da weekend an I'll tak care ov you". I iz sendin her for a bath an den wite to bed. She wil smil in da mornin.

So I gotta go tak care of momma. You tell your momma I said "hi" an tell her da dewice we inwented iz doin well so yore nubbie iz saf an she can west!

Way did you do awl dey?

Wuv,

Maxine

Dangles Prime Rib Bone, Nubbie goes up.....SUCCESS!!!!!...

.......unkoe steben yu no i wike yu.......i hope yu don min da inbenshin on mi woof.........dat makseen iz bewwee smawt.....

......n makseen yu mom iz a bewwee balyuboe ant ov mine......i m gwad yu takes such gud cawe uv hew.......moms wuv dat erlee bedtime stuff......it iz cuz dey don take enuf naps.......o i m tinkin wosee wans tu cum in now.....i bedda git mi mom.......bi makseen.......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

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Marsha

You kids continue with your stories, I'll be back next week too grab some more nubbies...

Dere Unca Steben -

If you wook cwosely you wil see you hab been fooled agin by are "artifishil nubbie on da stick". No sef-respectin cocka spaniel wood go neer you witout one. Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Datz da way to go Isabew! You fooled him!

Wuv,

Maxine

PS I hope you dint get spwintas fwom da stick Unca Steben....we doz wuv you.

Marsha

Dere Isabew -

I had a wong dey todey. I dot up erwwy an had coffe wit momma. Acshulli she had coffe an I had som nic, cold wata. Den my brudderz an sista came down an we had som tim outzide an den bwekfast. Afta a wile poppa and momma had der bwekfast an we went for a wong walk. I wazent to happi caz it waz stil cold out. Wen we got hom we had biscuts an went for a car wide....to da vetarainian. Momma had to pick up some paperz so we gotz to go for da wide and to get one of da vet's tweets (she has gwait tweets!). Den we got hom an poppa cweened da car an momma wead a book (she wikes weedin bookz). Den poppa finished an we had anudder wong walk wich waz nice caz it waz warmma. Den wen we got hom we awl took a nap wile momma finished her book an poppa did sumpin cawled taxies. I dont no wat it iz but he made nois wike Monkey does wen shez got a hairball. No wat I meen? Den we had dinna an I got chop meet in mine. I waz wewwy happi.

I dint hab a wot of tim to pway but momma an me fitted in a good game of "chees unnda da cup". You no I wike dat caz I get da chees! Dat makez me a happi pup!

So wat did you do todey? Did you get to pway soc agin? Wat did Wosie do? Did you hab to tak care of her awl dey? Kittiz are "hi maytenens" sometimz. How iz Wiwi? Iz she stil unnda da porsh? Haz any of your sno meled yet? Arez is startin to. Momma saz by May it cood be awl gone. Wat do you tink?

Wuv,

Maxine

......hi makseen......i had a gud dai cuz mi mom wuz home n we cuddoed up a wot......n i got a haiwcut but i tink momz not tu happee wif it cuz shee keeps pullin out da sizzews n cwipin cwipin cwipin.......i wuz wigoewee i ges.......i had da peetza cwusts tunite apew mi suppew.......dey wew ok but not az gud az wen da peetza haz pepewoanee on it......mi sno is meltin sum n wosee goes outside wif mee......i tink dats wy wiwee iz not unna da steps.......wee weewee fuwd unka steben wif da awtufishew nubbee......dat wuz funnee.....yu aw so smawt makseen.......mom sez tumowwoe i git da baff.......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Dere Isabew -

I no wat you meen abot bean wiggiwey wen we getz harcutz. I twy not to but I do it to. I will be gettin one az soon az da taxis are don caz mpmma said she notised a "fwag" on my tail. Awl us needz cutz an baffs but momma said da taxis com firs rite now. I tink poppa shood do taxis eveidey iffin it meens no baffs an twims but I dont wike da sound his troat makez wen he doez em.

Yes - we did a good job of foolin Unca Steben! A nubbie on a stick waz a wewwy good ting for us to hav! I jus hope he dint get swintaz fwom da stick.

We are gonna hab a parti wata douh - it iz my sista Annie's birfdey an she iz 5 many yearz ole. We iz habin meet an cawwot cake an goin to da toy stor in da car. Todey is shapin up pwety good.

Tak to you wata!

Wuv,

Maxine

.......makseen did yu notis dat wen da sno mewts yu se tings fwum wong wong ago.......embawassin.......mom wiw cween up do.......happee birfday annee......i m 5 tu......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Dere Isabew -

Momma tol me dat tings "pop up" wen da sno meltz. Teddy found a toy dat Buster bwougt out wen he waz here at Crimpus! I herd abot udda stuf so I no wat you meen an sumtimz I iz happi I cant see!

Todey sinz it waz Annie's birfdey we went to da stor to get sum new stuf to pway wit. Well....I iz embarissed to say but I tink I had anudda "Joei moment". O waz jus standin der sniffin an I smelled sumpin wonnerful. No one waz wookin so I kept on sniffin. Awl of a sudden it waz wite in fwont of me! I waz a big shelf of tweets! Dey had awl kinz - bawee stikz, an peenut cookiez, an chikin fwavored biscutz, an stuf wike dat. So I started sniffin wewwy hard an wakin to da boxiz and puttin my snoofy nosz into da boxez. I waz habin a weel good time but den I sorta pulled down da dispway awl ova da pwace. It made a wot a noiz! Momma cam wunnin and heped pic up da stuf an poppa moved us away so we woodent eat dem awl. We eech got a coupull douh - I tol Annie datz wat I got her for her birfdey. She said "tank you". Da man in da stor cawled us his "cocker spaniels of wuv" an tol is we waz stil hiz favoritez.

So....dat waz my dey - at weest my part in it. We had meet for dinna and sum cake an pwayed an sang songs wit momma. It waz nic an I wike parties. Momma cawlz me her "parti - girl" caz I am! Datz anudda joke. Der are wots a jokez we tell here.

Annie saz to say tank you to you for her birfdey wishz. She diont know you an her iz da same age. Momma said dat musta been a wewwy good year!

Tak to you tomowwow.

Wuv,

Yoore tired fwend, Maxine

Sadie & her mom

Dere Isabew -

I got yore beeutziful Balentine! We took a vote an we awl want to be yore Balentinez for sur. Eben Monkey who sniffed at da card (I tink she wood have eeted it but we took it away fwom her).

It waz wewwy nic of you to send it. I dont hardley eber get mail!

Wuv,

Maxine

Dere Isabew -

Weww - tank you agin for da Balentine card - it is wewwy speshul and we awl wike your pitchur. Anione eber tell you dat you iz a vewwy pwetti doggy? You wewwy iz!

I no you herd abot da stor ting. I iz stil a wittle embarwissed. You shuda herd da nois dat dispway ting made! It wattled and den it bangged an den it thumped! I twied to pwetend it wazent me but....it waz! Den I hoped da peepo wood tink I had jus bumped it....but dey dident. Oh well....it waz hard but I helled up my hed an lept on goin. Did anyting wike dat eber happen to you?

I wote to Chessie in anuuder topic caz she waz wowwied abot her nubbie an Unca Steben. I told her abot are inwentions. I tink she may need som of dem for proteshun. You no how dat goez.

Anyway I iz goin to bed wit my momma. She had a weal bad dey at work an has a stomach ache in her hed agin. I iz gonna go watch her so I no shez okay. You no how dat iz sumptimes.

Happy Balentines Dey Isabew. I iz wewwy gwad dat I no you! You iz a speshul doggy.

Wuv,

Maxine

.......dewe makseen......du not feew bad bout da ting dat happind at da stow.......i usta bee embawassd wen mi jowee did stuf like dat.........but yu no wat.......wen it wuz aw obew it wuz aw obew.......n peepoe seemd tu tink it wuz pwettee funnee......n i tot o wew......i bet aw da uddew doggees wiked da extwa tweets......i m gwad yu wikd da balentime cawd n i m gwd yu wiw aw bee mi balentimes......tank yu fow da complimen 2.......balentimes dai is fun........wuv fwum yu fwen isabew