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Dere Isabew -

I need to tak to u. Today I waz in da yard an I waz jus - you no - hangin out sort a. Awl of a sudden I smelled sumpin. I tinked it was da butter made of nuts momma gives me my pills in. Well I went to see ware i waz smellin it fwom. By da gawage dar iz a twap poppa uzes to catch mices sumtimes if dey go in da hous. It'z a hab-a-hart so den he takes dem out an wets dem out so dey can come in again. Itz a funny game he pways wit dem. I dont get it but it makes momma laf. So today it waz smellin good an, I dont no how it happened but my head sort a got stuck in da door. It dint hurt but momma had to swid it offa me. She lafed and my brudders and sista bawked. I waz so embawassed. Da wors part iz dere waz no butter nuts in it it jus smelled wik it. Momma cawled it "anudder joey moment". I iz not sur but I tink it waz hiz idea. Wat do u tink?

Wuv,

Maxine

Maxine,
Thank you for keeping my Mom laughing.

Solo

....dewe makseen.....yu aw wite.....jowee wuved peenit butr......mi mom usta gib him his medisin in a buncha peenit butr 2.......da weesin i no dat iz cuz shee aways gibed mee sum 2 so i wudin bee weft out........n i stiw ask fow sum ebbee mownin..........n i fink abou jowee wen i eet it......but yu no......sumtimes shee duzen hab ennee peenit butr so shee gibs mee sumfin ews.......mebbee jowee camed tu see if yu had sum peenit butr wen wee wunned out......funnee......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

pee ess.....dat waz not nis tu waf at yu.....i em not waffin

Maxine and Isabel and their antics are bright rays of sunshine, to me here in dark and wet Washington.

......dewe ant mishel......i wuz in woshintin wuns.....but i did not see yu.....i wuz bisitin da babee peepoe pupee ainslee n da big doggees......n sum peepoe 2 uv cows......i wided on da aiwpwane.....wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

Oh, Maxine, what would we all do without your antics to keep us happy?

Dear Maxine & Isabelle

Thanks for the sweet stories! You make me smile - and sometimes laugh!

i'm laughing with you not at you

Pewhaps you dint notic I iz not waffin!....well mebee I iz smilin a wittle....

I love the stories of Maxine's adventures. Makes for a smile on my face and a happy heart !!!

Marsha

Dere Isabew -

Ah - HA! I taut he mitta had sumpin to do wit it. I iz gwad u got sum of da better nuts to. Dat stuff is good. Sumtimes momma puts it in a ting cawled a "kong". I tol her - Wady, if u put in in my pwate it iz easier to eat but she not get it.

Wuv,

Maxine

PS Tank u for not waffin.

....hi makseen.....mi mom puts da peenit budr in mi wed fwyin sosew.....but sumtimes shee dus gibs me a widdoe bunch on a spoon thing......dats how i wike it bes.....mi twainew sed shee cud uz da long spoon wen i wuz stawtin how tu heew.....du yu habta heew sumtimes......i wike tu wook awoun so nuffin supwiziz mee.....i ges yu wissens n smews fow dat

Dere Isabew - Dat spoon ting souns good. Do u no what I do? Wen we checs out da washin machine for pwates der iz a wittle ting cawled a basket. Dey put spoon tings in it wit udder tings wike cutters and shovers. Well wile my bwudders an sista are cweanin da dishes, I iz checkin out da stuff in da basket. Iffin dey smell good I sneek dem out an hide dem for waiter. Day way iffin no one iz home an I want a snak I haz got one. Momma sort of caut on when I put a spoon ting on her chair but it took her daz to find da cutter ting unnda da taboo an day shover ting in da couch.

U R wite by da way. I do a wot of sniffin and wistenin to no what's goin on. Sumtimes it works better dem wookin - except, of cors, wen your hed gets stuck!

Wuv,

Maxine

.....dewe makseen.....du yu no da funnee doggee woksee.....shee iz a fwen uv mine n shee gits hew hed stuk in aw sowts uv fings.....ons i saw a pikshuw uv hew wif hew hed stuk in a hangew......yu no dose tings dat faw on yu wen yu aw in da teenee woom fulla peepoe cwoes.......yu aw smawt tu sabe snaks fow wen yu peepoe go uway.......i mite du dat 2......cuz i wuv snaks......wuv fwum yu fwen isabew

I could sit and read these dialogs between Maxine and Isabel all day. They put such a smile on my face. Keep it coming. You are both such sweet pups and express yourselves so well.

Smoochies to two of my favorite sweeties on here. Love your stories. Issa - peanut butter on a long spoon for healing? Hmmmmmm think we should try that one.

Dere Isabew -

I tink I wood wike to meet dis "woxy". Does she reawwy gets stuf stuc on her hed to? I waz tinkin I waz da olwy one det ever does dat. Ogf cors it don't hep if wen u do it evewwybody wafs cuz den u figure u iz da onwy one dat ever doez dat. Can u cawl Roxy an find our how she got a hanga on her hed? Iz gotsta be carefull of dat!

Awso - dat heewin ting u do? U gets butter made of nuts cuz u do it? Hum-m-m - maybe I doz mor heewin.

Wuv,

Maxine

.....hi ugin makseen......mi fwen woksee iz dus beein kyuweeus i fink.....dus wike yu.....i m not so kyuweeus...... i m bewwee cawfu doggee.....dats beecuz i usta bee shi......n dats a funnee ting bout da heewin......mi mom yuzhulee unnewstans dat i wike tu be safe.....but dis heewin meens dat i gots to wok wite bi hew feet n wook up at hew a wot.....dat iz not safe....i gots ta wook awoun......mabee it wud bee eezee fow yu do.....cuz yu aw such a gud wissinew n smewew

Ok, ok - who has an Isabew and Mackseen translating dictionary? I'm in dire need of it!

Hi Anti Mj

Do u need a wittle hep to unnerstan us? I no it gets hard somtimes....eben my momma haz twoble.

Wuv,

Maxine

Dere Isabew -

Ware is dis woxy? Does she wive nere u? I hab my brudders and a sista. I hab a fwend named Jinx (he is a wescu wike me and vewwy nice). He gets scawed a wot tho an sometimes he wikes to jus watch my brudders an sista wun awound an not wun wit dem. Wen dat happens he wikes to stan by me and we sniff stuff togedder. I hab annudder fwend called Fwed an anudder even named Nela. Nela is moben bac to a pwace called Gernami an I iz gonna mis her a wot. Who els r u fwends wit? Wat do u do wen u pway? I tink u shod take your momma an com here - wen itz NOT droppen cold wets on us. Dat stuff is awl ober da pwace an I dont wike it on my feet! No....not at awl!

Wuv,

Maxine

Best conversation I've heard in months!!! Thanks. Jan & Trixie

dewe makseen......woksee wivs faw away fwum mee....mi gud fwen hewe is a bewwee nis beegoe namd miwo.....hew iz a pikshuw uv us waitin fow a gween been....he has a wase twak in his bak yawd....his dad digged it in da sno.......n hee iz da bes smewwew i ebbew met......hee kin fin enneeting dus bi goin snif snif.....he wuda bin supwizd by yu emtee mis twap